DAY 12.... time to say good bye

YESTERDAY WAS OUR LAST FULL DAY IN L.A. - WE TOOK IT KIND OF EASY AND CHILLED. BASICALLY IT WAS OUR STANDARD ROUTINE: GET UP, GET READY,GO SHOPPING ,GO HOME FOR CAT NAP AND GO OUT FOR FANCY DINNER....



WE WENT TO THE RED PEARL KITCHEN WITH ALEK AND PAUL OUR L.A. POSSE.....AND GOT COMPLETELY SMASHED ON VERY NICE COCKTAILS..... AFTER WE WENT BACK TO ALEK´S HOUSE....A REALLY FABULOUS APARTMENT IN A LANDMARK BUILIDNG CALLED "EL ROYALE"....



WE GOT BACK TO HOTEL AROUND 2:00 AM AND CONTINUED DRINKING.....UNFORTUNATELY NOW WE HAVE TO PAY THE PRICE......BOTH MUCKIE AND ME HAVE THE WORST HANG-OVER...

SO WHEN WE GOT UP THIS MORNING WE HAD TO TAKE SOME SERIOUS PILLS... NOW WE ARE JUST PACKING UP AND CHILLING AND WAITING TO GO THE AIRPORT... MABEY WE WILL GO THE HOTEL SHOP IN A MINUTE TO GET ALL THESE WEIRD THINGS
THAT SAY :BEVERLY HILLS HOTEL" ON THEM AS GIFTS FOR FRIENDS..



ANYWAY,A FANTASTIC L.A. TRIP IS ALLMOST OVER ....

DAY 11...... pool, sun and tat2s... and a naked cat!

THIS MORNING STARTED WITH A QUICK EXCURSION TO A NASTY SHOPPING CENTRE TO BUY SOME BAGS TO FIT ALL THE SHIT WE HAVE BOUGHT TILL TODAY.... WHEN I GOT HOME IT WAS TIME TO HIT THE POOL....AND WHAT A GOOD IDEA THAT
WAS....NO PEOPLE,NO KIDS... THIS CIRCUMSTANCE NEEDED TO BE CELEBRATED BY AN ORDER OF EGGS BENEDICT AND A
BOTTLE OF WINE......MY DAILY FIX...



AFTER THIS DELICIOUS TREAT WE GOT A VISIT BY OUR FRIEND RICHARD...THE ARTIST....HE STAYED FOR A CHAT AND WE STARTED TO GET EXCITED ABOUT OUR FAVOURITE TV SHOW: "AMERICAN IDOL".... WHICH WE ABSORBED WHILE EATING ROOMSERVICE..



ABOUT THIS TIME MUCKIE STARTED TO GET NERVOUS AS WE WERE GETTING READY TO GO FOR HIS TATTOO APPOINTMENT AT MISTER CARTOON`TATTOO SHOP... ALTHOUGH WE AT FIRST HAD PROBLEMS PUNCHING IN HIS ADRESS INTO OUR GPS WE
EVENTIALLY MADE IT....I DIDN´T LIKE THE NEIGHBORHOOD VERY MUCH.....I GUESS I HAVE TURNED INTO A FULL BEVERLY HILLS BOY..... ANYWAY,AS WE ENTERED THE PLACE WE GOT GREETED BY THE UGLIEST CAT EVER......ACCORDING TO MUCKIE IT´S PENIS LOOKED LIKE A HUMAN BABY PENIS..... SCARY....CHECK THE PHOTO.....



THAN MUCKIE GOT TATTOOED BY MR. CARTOON...WHILE I WAITED OUTSIDE PEEKING IN EVERY SO OFTEN....I EXPECTED TEARS ,BUT THERE WEREN`T ANY..... IT TOOK ABOUT 3 HOURS THAT I SPENT NEXT TO HUGE MAN...A GIANT ...WHO SHOWED
ME HIS GUN........NO,NOT WHAT YOU PERVERTS THINK....NO,IT WAS REAL...MY FIRST GUN EVER....! HEY,THAT´S SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO L.A.

DAY 10...malibu and matsuhisa

MAAAAAALLLLIIIIIIIIIIIBUUUUUUUUUUUUUU !!!!!! TODAY WE MADE A TRIP DOWN TO MALIBU.... WALKING THE BEACH AND FIGHTING SEAGULLS.... EATING TUNA AND DRINKING WINE... HEAVEN.....NICE WEATHER... GORGEOUS....TRULEY DIVINE....




AFTER THIS LITTLE EXCURSION INTO NATURE OF COURSE WE WENT SHOPPING AGAIN.... FINALLY WE GOT THE COTTON SOCKS WE WERE LOOKING FOR FOR SUCH A LONG TIME..... AND MORE BOXERS...AND MUCKIE GOT THE CUTEST PANTS...

NOW WE STILL NEED TO BUY A NEW BAG AS WE HAVE BOUGHT SO MUCH MASS-MARKET CRAP... AND WE SPOTTED OUR SECOND CELEBRITY ON THIS TRIP.. ANTHONY KEDIS OF THE RED HOT CHILI PEPPERS... NICE HAIR,SHORT BODY AND SMALL FEET... HOW DID HE GET HIS HAIR TO SHINE SO MUCH ? SORRY ...NO PHOTO.....

THAN WE WENT HOME TO HAVE A CAT NAP....... AT 8:30 WE HAD OUR BIG NITE OUT.... WE WENT TO MATSUHISA....THE ORIGINAL NOBU...TO MEET WITH OUR LA POSSE....ALEK K. AND PAUL P......



WE GOT SUPER DRUNK ON PEACH SAKE...OR NO IT WAS PASSION FRUIT... AND WE MET THE MASTER....MISTER NOBU HIMSELF... HE MADE US SO LUCKY AS HE PROMISED TO OPEN A NOBU IN BERLIN...NO JUST KIDDING...

SO WE LEFT IN A HIGHER STATE OF MIND AND PICKED UP OUR NEW RENTAL CAR... OUR FIRST PHANTOM !!

DAY 8 and 9...lemon trees - its soooo l.a.

HEY PARTY PEOPLE, SORRY TO HAVE LET YOU DOWN...NO POSTING YESTERDAY! WELL, WE WENT WITH SUPER FABULOUS ALEK AND HIS FRIENDS PAUL,KIMBERLY AND CARRIE TO CHATEAU MARMONT FOR DINNER... IT WAS REALLY FUN,BUT THE SERVICE WAS SOOOOOOO LOUSY.... THAN WE WENT BACK TO PAUL´S HOUSE....A BEVERLY HILLS´DREAM....... TODAY SAW ME GETTING UP WITH A SEVERE DEPRESSION,BUT AFTER I HAD A MANICURE AND PEDICURE AND SOME ALCOHOL I STARTED TO FEEL BETTER..



THAN MUCKIE JOINED ME AT THE POOL AND THE SUN CAME OUT. LATER WE GOT JOINED BY JASSIE AND KUKI ,OUR DEAR FRIENDS FROM SANTA MONICA. NOW WE ARE CHILLING IN THE ROOM.....BUT NOT WATCHING SUPER BOWL.... TOMORROW WILL BE A SHOPPING DAY AGAIN...







SO ,LOOK OUT... BIG KISS

DAY 7... the sunny day

TODAY SAW MUCKIE WORKING LIKE A DOG ON THE WEBSITE,WHICH WENT ONLINE NOON OUR TIME HERE. IF YOU HAVE TIME ,PLEASE CHECK IT OUT: http://www.michalsky.com



WE HAD A FABULOUS BREAKFAST AT THE "POLO LOUNGE" AND THAN WE WENT OFF TO SANTA MONICA HOOKING UP WITH FRIENDS OF MUCKIE´S.



WE HAD LOBSTER AT THE BEACH....DELICIOUS...













AND THAN WENT FOR A WALK AT THE BEACH....WE EVEN DIPPED OUR FEET IN THE WATER.. AND WE RODE THE DOLPHIN... ON THE WAY BACK TO OUR HOTEL WE GOT STUCK IN THE WORST TRAFFIC JAM EVER....


NOW WE ARE BACK AT THE HOTEL READY TO GO OUT...

DAY 6... sinusitis (med.)

HEY FOLKS, AS YOU MIGHT HAVE NOTICED WE DIDN´T WRITE A BLOG YESTERDAY. THAT WAS BECAUSE WE REALLY DIDN´T DO ANYTHING SPECTECULAR OTHER THAN:

A) GO TO UCLA MEDICAL CENTRE TO HAVE MUCKIE CHECKED OUT
B) WENT JEANS SHOPPING TO BUY THE MOST FABULOUS JEANS...



WE LOVE PRPS !!!!! IN THE EVENING WE HAD ROOMSERVICE AND WATCHED "LITTLE MISS SUNSHINE"...THE CUTEST MOVIE EVER !

DAY 5... california dreaming

TODAY WAS THE FIRST DAY WE WERE FEELING FINE.... AND TO HIGHLIGHT OUR FEELING BETTER THE WEATHER CHANGED TOO... SO WE DECIDED TO TAKE THE CAR FOR A SPIN TO SANTA MONICA... AND STARTED A SHOPPING FRENZY.... WE WENT FOR IT.....


THAN FOR LUNCH WE WENT TO A FISH RESTAURANT.... OH,DEAR WHAT HAPPENED THERE ? MUCKIE GETTING AN ABSOLUTE DIVA ATTACK OVER HIS SEARED AHI TUNA: "I CAN´T EAT RAW FOOD ! I CAN´T EAT IT ! ETC.." I WAS LAUGHING MY HEAD OFF...


THEN WE WENT ON SHOPPING... IN THE EVENING WE CHECKED THE FAMOUS "POLO LOUNGE".... AND GOT REALLY DRUNK.....AND ALSO HAD PROBLEMS WITH OUR WAITER..... A RUDE PATRONISING SCHMOCK...

THAT WAS DAY 5 AND TODAY WE ARE GOING VINTAGE SHOPPING....

DAY 4.... shit happens

TODAY WE DISCOVERED THAT WE NOT ONLY HAVE A FLUE BUG BUT...NO...WE ALSO HAVE A TUMMY BUG TOO... SO WE DIDN´T REALLY DO THAT MUCH OTHER THAN VISIT THE TOILET..

BUT ONE THING WE MANAGED WAS TO SET UP OUR SOUND SYSTEM... EVERYDAY OUR PLACE BECOMES MORE LIKE A REAL HOME.... HOPEFULLY TOMORROW WE HAVE MORE NEWS...

PS:ALSO NO "ERSCHRECKEN" TODAY.......IT´S TOO DANGEROUS IF YOU HAVE A TUMMY BUG...

DAY 3... today was a weird day

I WOKE UP EARLY BECAUSE I AM STILL SUFFERING FROM SEVERE JET LAG AND ALSO HAD BOOKED MYSELF A MASSAGE AND A FACIAL TREATMENT IN THE HOTEL SPA IN THE MORNING. MUCKIE WOKE UP EVEN EARLIER AS HE IS NOW FIGHTING A FULL FORCE FLUE ! SHIT ! BEING SICK ON HOLIDAYS IS A TOTAL NITEMARE ! SO WHEN I RETURNED FROM MY APPOINTMENT I FOUND HIM IN A TERRIBLE STATE...VERY SICK.



AFTER A LITTLE REST WE DECIDED TO SCORE HARD CORE DRUGS (NOT THE KIND YOU AUTOMATICALLY WOULD IMAGINE) AND TOOK THE CAR TO BEVERLY HILLS TO SOME ROTTEN PHARMACY... ON THE WAY THERE WE SPOTTED LEONARDO DI CAPRIO SITTING IN A RESTAURANT NEXT DOOR.....OUR FIRST STAR SIGHTING !! WE MANAGED TO STOCK UP ON MEDICINE AND MUCKIE STARTED TO SWOLLOW IT IMMEDIATLEY.. ....AND OFF WE WENT ....SHOPPING !



OH,MAN.....WE STARTED TO FEEL BETTER.....AND OUR WALLETS STARTED TO FEEL THE OPPOSITE... WE GOT BACK HOME COMPLETELY EXHAUSTED....

ANYWAY......THAT WAS OUR DAY ...



PS:"ERSCHRECKEN" WAS CANCELLED DUE TO THE FLUE EPEDEMIC IN OUR VILLA

DAY 2.. Setting up home away from home

TODAY WAS THE DAY OF SETTING UP HOME AWAY FROM HOME. WE WOKE UP VERY EARLY BECAUSE WE HAD A) STIFF NIPPLES FROM THE COLD...WE WERE FREEZING.... AND B ) WE HAD FUCKING JET LAG.. AFTER AN AMERICAN BREAKFAST WE WENT ON A MISSION: GOT THE CAR.... GOT THE FOOD .....ONLY HEALTHY STUFF..... FILLED THE FRIDGE.... A MISSION IN IT SELF AS THE FRIDGE IS AS BIG AS A SHOEBOX... BUT NOW WE HAVE A HOME....WHERE MICHI CAN CHILL AND MUCKIE CAN WORK...

TALKING ABOUT HOME: WE THOUGHT WE GIVE YOU A LITTLE IMPRESSION OF OUR HOME.... THE BEDROOM...GUESS WHO IS SLEEPING WHERE? IF YOU CAN ANSWER THIS QUESTION CORRECTLY MICKI & MUCKIE WILL TAKE YOU OUT FOR DINNER.... PLEASE SUBMIT YOUR ANSWER WITHIN THE NEXT 24 HOURS..

THE OFFICE...YES,IT LOOKS LIKE PRICESS DIANA´S OLD OFFICE BUT MUCKIE LOVES IT.. THE NEW OFFICE CLOTHES.....AS YOU CAN SEE MUCKIE HAS TAKEN INPIRATION FROM HUGH HEFFNER...ONLY HIS VERSION IS IN WHITE COTTON..

MY JOB IN DURING OFFICE HOURS IS TO SIT QUIETLY ON THE SOFA.....

AFTER A HARD DAYS WORK WE THEN DECIDED TO HOOK UP WITH JOE´S FRIENDS IN MALIBU...VERY NICE RESTAURANT ....ONLY PROBLEM....BOTH OF US COMPLETELY JETLAGGED AND STARTING A COLD....

THE FUNNIEST THING: A GIRL A TABLE ASKING WHAT JETLAG WAS....SHE ONLY KNEW IT AS A JEANS BRAND.

WHEN WE RETURNED TO THE HOTEL WE STOCKED UP ON COLD MEDICINE WHICH WE HAVE TAKEN BY NOW AND ALSO FINALLY FOUND WHERE OUR HOTEL POOL IS.....VERY BEAUTIFUL...SHAME IT IS SOOOOO COLD..

ALL IN ALL A VERY BUSY FIRST DAY IN BEVERLY HILLS,BUT NOTHING SPECIAL REALLY..

PS:GOOD NEWS...."ERSCHRECKEN"...5 TO 1 FOR MICHIE !!!!!

DAY 1... finally getting there

DEAR ALL,

AS FROM TODAY WE ARE POSTING DAILY A BLOG FOR ALL OF THOSE WHO WE LEFT BEHIND.....

AS MOST OF YOU ARE LAZY WHEN IT COMES TO READING WE ARE ALSO ADDING SOME PHOTOS..

HERE WE GO:

MUCKIE AND MICKIE MET UP IN MUNICH AT THE AIRPORT BEING A BIT WORRIED ABOUT THE WEATHERSITUATION....BUT THANK GOD....THE PLANE MADE IT.IT´S A COMMON FACT THAT MY MUCKIE USUUALLY SHITS HIS PANTS WHEN IT COMES TO FLYING.....SO WHEN I MET HIM HE ALREADY HAD SWEATY HANDS PALMS...

SO WE ASKED FOR AN UPGRADE FOR THE FELLOW AND GUESS WHAT? HE GOT IT...AND AS YOU CAN SEE ON THE FOTO HE ALSO ENJOYED IT...12 HOURS LATER WE TOUCHED DOWN IN LA....... RAIN,RAIN,RAIN... GOOD JOB WE GOT PICKED UP AT THE AIRPORT....CHECK OUT THE SIGN....

THE MAN WITH THE SIGN THAN TOOK US TO A LOVELY,GORGEOUS LADY IN A A8 WHO WHISKED US AWAY NOT TO THE HOTEL ,BUT TO MUCKIE´S FAVOURITE RESTAURANT:

"IN AND OUT BURGER".......

AFTER HAMBURGER AND FRIES IN FRONT OF THE AUDI AND IN THE RAIN WE FINALLY MADE IT TO THE HOTEL WHERE WE COLLAPSED...

WE JUST GOT UP COMPLETELY JET LAGGED AND WAY TO EARLY.

MAKING PLANS FOR OUR DAY....WHICH OF COURSE WE WILL DOCUMENT FOR YOU AND POST TONITE..

BIG KISS FROM THE TWO OF US

M&M

PS:WE HAVE ALSO STARTED TO PLAY "ERSCHRECKEN"....THE CURRENT SCORE IS:
3 TO 1 FOR MICKIE

Soon to come...

.. the Travelling Fabulous Nobodies.

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